And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Peter’s first read through.
I don’t even watch Doctor Who but you know that moment where you literally get to see one human’s dream coming true? Yeah I dig the shit out of this.
HE’S SUCH A CUTE LITTLE ANGRY DRAGON I’M GONNA CRY